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THE AMERICA’S CLOWNSHOW SHELL GAME?

Five months ago, MBIE appointed two former senior officials from the Serious Fraud Office to investigate several claims of financial impropriety that had been made against the America’s Cup champions and their event management arm, America’s Cup Event Ltd.

Richard Gladwell wrote another ridiculously biased piece for Sail-World regarding the sleazy kerfuffle between Emirates Team New Zealand, ACE, M&C, MBIE, the NZ Herald, and the NZ courts. And, since it’s a Saturday and I’m bored, I feel compelled to rip it apart, because it richly deserves it.

The bulk of his sophomoric article is a laughable attempt at swaying the decision currently in arbitration as to whether the Class Design fees of $3M should be paid to ETNZ with public money through MBIE. He makes the pitch thusly…

For an organisation that has Innovation in its name, one would have thought that MBIE would have been more than pleased to pick up the cost of development and testing of the AC75 boat concept and class rule.

Really? Though it is the typical KiWhinger jingoism we’ve come to expect from Gladwell, and what one has to assume is borne of GD whispering hotly in his ear, it is a very weak argument for many reasons.

But there is a lot of crap surrounding this whole thing that needs dealing with first. So let’s get started…

Now in my own following of the story to date, there is not a lot of solid public information precisely because ETNZ lawyered up, stopped cooperating with the investigation, and put a hush on everything through the courts. This is important because, in light of that, Clownwell is making a lot of arguments in his article where either:

  1. He is completely making stuff up without a shred of evidence.
  2. He is being fed stuff for PR reasons by those in the hot seat to influence this arbitration decision.

My wild hunch, due to his historically one-eyed coverage of the AC, is the latter.

So what I’m going to do here is take the same set of facts that are publicly known and show just how ridiculously inept his arguments in that article are – and how clear it is that this story is far from over.

Let’s go back to the confidential letter to MBIE – now understood to be the whistleblow from M&C that started all this. Here was its crux as reported by the NZ Herald:

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NZ TALENT GOING WHERE THE PINNACLE OF SAILING REALLY IS

Well SailGP certainly has stirred the pot with this release today…

SAILGP ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF NEW ZEALAND TEAM, LED BY OLYMPIC AND AMERICA’S CUP CHAMPIONS PETER BURLING AND BLAIR TUKE

What a coup for Russell! And what a smart move for Peter and Blair.

I actually predicted last year that NZ would come on. SailGP is just too attractive for top-talent to ignore. It truly has become the F1 of sailing….just as it always aspired to be.

You can’t really blame these fellas for jumping ship. AC36 has turned into a complete dumpster fire under ETNZ.

The most tantalizing tidbit will be who comes along to sponsor Team NZL. That will be fun to watch.

I mean, seriously, not even I, the master of pot-stirring, can keep up with Russell. Well-done my good man. Well-done.

Stay tuned. It’s about to get fun!

“MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY.” IT’S ON YOU. NO REALLY.

Usually I’m a pretty laid back “live and let live” kinda guy (when I’m not being an annoying goofball on sailing forums). And I am rabidly a-political. I really don’t care. Not at all.

But, as a sailor, I came across a video that I just cannot comprehend…

Several years ago I wrote an article for Cruising World Magazine on AMVER rescues at sea (it’s here on my blog too). For that story, I interviewed senior SAR folks in the United States Coast Guard – as well several Captains of commercial vessels that participate in the global AMVER program…and even a survivor who was rescued in this way.

The bottom line is this – you call, they’ll be there. Period. Full stop.

But then you have people like this guy:

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